Serial Propagator T-Shirt – Gritty Plant Humor for Hardcore Green Thumbs

Serial Propagator T-Shirt – Gritty Plant Humor for Hardcore Green Thumbs

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Green t-shirt with 'HOYAHOLIC' text on a white background

Hoyaholic T-Shirt – Green Edition Plant Lover Tee for Hoya Collectors

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Black t-shirt with 'PROP MODE ON' text on a white background

Plant Propagator Tee

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Black t-shirt with white text 'TALK LESS PROP MORE' on a white background

Talk Less Prop More Funny Plant Tee

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Hoyaween Sunstressed and Unbothered Sweatshirt

Hoyaween Sunstressed and Unbothered Sweatshirt

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Woman wearing a black t-shirt with a graphic and text, standing in a room with plants.

I Grew Hoyas Before It Was Cool T-Shirt – Retro Plant Nerd Tee for Hoya Lovers

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Black t-shirt with white vintage lettering that reads “I Said ‘No More Plants’ She Laughed,” a funny graphic tee for plant lovers and collectors. Front.

I Said “No More Plants” She Laughed – Funny Plant Parent Tee

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Black t-shirt with bold green, pink, and white “You are capable of more than growing carnosa” lettering for Hoya and plant lovers. Front.

More Than Carnosa T-Shirt – Motivational Hoya Tee for Plant Lovers

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Vintage washed corduroy cap with embroidered white Alocasia Loco leaf on the front. Dark gray.

Vintage Corduroy Cap Embroidered Alocasia Loco Leaf Design

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Black t-shirt with “Basic Shapes” text and three white trellis designs (arch, ladder, cylinder), a funny graphic for Hoya plant lovers.

Basic Shapes T-Shirt – Funny Hoya Plant Trellis Design for Plant Lovers

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Gray t-shirt with grim reaper holding monstera leaves and text "White Death" for spooky plant lovers.

White Death T-Shirt – Grim Reaper Plant Horror Tee for Monstera Lovers

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Gray graphic t-shirt with “Hoya Head Associate” text design, funny plant lover roommate shirt.

Hoya Head Associate T-Shirt – Funny Tee for Plant Lovers’ Roommates & Partners

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Beige unisex t-shirt with colorful retro vending machine design filled with potted plants and text “Plant Boxx” – perfect for plant lovers.

Plant Boxx T-Shirt – Retro Vending Machine Plant Lover Tee

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Black t-shirt with white graphic design on a white background

Monscream T-Shirt – Spooky Monstera Leaf Horror Tee for Plant Lovers

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Wish You Were Hoya T-Shirt – Retro Flower Power Plant Lover Tee

Wish You Were Hoya T-Shirt – Retro Flower Power Plant Lover Tee

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Green T-shirt with bold white text that says ‘One More Plant Won’t Hurt’ – funny and relatable shirt for houseplant lovers and gardeners.

One More Plant Won’t Hurt T-Shirt – Funny Plant Parent Tee for Collectors

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