White t-shirt with black graphic and text 'My Retirement Plan' on a white background
Beige t-shirt with black text and plant graphic on a white background
Gray t-shirt with black graphic and text on a white background

My Retirement Plan Alocasia T-Shirt – Funny Plant Investment Tee for Aroid Collectors

$30.00
Size
Size: S
Color
Color: Ash

Because Alocasia corms are the retirement plan.

This playful plant-lover tee features the phrase “My Retirement Plan” with an Alocasia-inspired graphic—perfect for rare plant collectors who treat every corm like a tiny green investment. It’s the ultimate wink to the propagation-obsessed and the “plant portfolio” crowd.

Made for everyday wear with a comfy unisex fit, this short-sleeve, crew neck tee is crafted from soft cotton (Heather colors are a cotton blend) so you can rep your aroid obsession at plant swaps, the nursery, or your next unboxing.

A fun gift for Alocasia addicts, aroid collectors, plant parents, and anyone who knows the thrill of finding a bonus corm.

Product Features
  • Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention
  • Shoulder tape for stabilization
  • Direct-to-Film printing for crisp sleeve designs
  • Made with lightweight, breathable 100% cotton
  • Retail fit suitable for casual and semi-formal settings

Care instructions
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dryclean
GPSR

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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