Black t-shirt with 'Real Men Grow Hoya' text on a white background
Green t-shirt with 'Real Men Grow Hoya' text on a white background
Black t-shirt with 'Real Men Grow Hoya' text on a white background

Real Men Grow Hoya T-Shirt – Funny Plant Dad Tee for Hoya Collectors

Sale price$21.00Regular price $30.00
Size
Size: S
Color
Color: Dark Grey Heather

For the guys who don’t just grow plants… they grow Hoya.

This bold, modern text design pops with a green accent and the phrase “Real Men Grow Hoya”—perfect for plant dads, Hoya collectors, and anyone proudly running a wax-plant jungle at home.

Made for everyday comfort with a unisex fit, short sleeves, and a classic crew neck. It’s crafted from soft cotton (Heather colors are a cotton blend) so you can wear it to the nursery, the plant swap, or while checking for new peduncles.

 

A fun gift for Hoya lovers, houseplant collectors, and your favorite plant guy.

Product Features
  • Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention
  • Shoulder tape for stabilization
  • Direct-to-Film printing for crisp sleeve designs
  • Made with lightweight, breathable 100% cotton
  • Retail fit suitable for casual and semi-formal settings

Care instructions
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dryclean
GPSR

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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